Yara.. silly silly!

A college friend of mine gave me big galis yesterday.

While chatting after ages!

He pinged me , I started screaming (Online screaming!) Which number of yours is working?I tried to call you on your birthday and all...

The wost part was , another friend of us Ni, whom I had called to take this ex-birthday-boys' latest number dint help me to!! Disgusting!! (Over expressed?) We are great college buddies!

The ex- birthday boy: Yaar give me your number!
Me: What?? You don't have my number?! (I wanted to tell him,'Dude I have only 2 numbers unlike 34739 of yours!)
The ex- birthday boy: Sorry yar, I have lost my mobile and so all numbers! Please give Ni's Number too!
Me: No.
The ex-birthday boy: Esa kya karti hai...(3)
Me: '9*********' Ni's number!
The ex- birthday boy:Yours?
Me:Take it from him. :P :P
The ex- birthday boy:'Nalayak.....'

Log out  :/ :D

This is called an 'attitude, Silly attitude'!!
This is for you , The ex- birthday boy and Ni!

Present and Past-2 Perfect days!

So two very happy events this and this were due on 24th Dec!! :)

It started with wishing all birthday babies and yes, full proofing all shocking gift ideas for them!! :) A dear friend of mine , the sweet girl who met me in the Volvo while coming back from Nashik many months ago, was born today and I wish her a belated Birthday on the blog!!! You are the best dear!! :)

Wishing Shana required a lot many efforts as the location and the availability of resources were constraints!! I think I did pretty well dude :) ;)

The Christmas celebration was ultra cool in the office, yours truly was the official photographer and a winner of a game! Thank you!! :P Spent my late evening having Paratha, Chhash and some books with the book-warm friend aka the birthday boy! :) Happpppy birthday to you!!! :) :) 

The best part was , He (Yeyeyeye!!!) was coming with my other ultra cool brother!! :) Me and the ultra cool brother aka Kaks tied up and arranged a surprise birthday celebration for My dada and The book warm friend!! :) Bingo it worked!! But the flop show was---> We had to cut the plum cake!! :P 

The most enjoyable day-1 got over in the auto sleeping like a log!! :P :P

The very second day, I was to have a blast too!! Reaching dada's place is always a Bhool Bhulaiya for me!!:P Yes firse kho gai!! Ah, Actually any other rasta sans the road to my office makes me feel that I am playing a maze!! :p

The road to get-together venue was special, having dada beside me and my childhood friend Praks on the call :) Long time Praks!! Loved the chat!!

The get-together was decided in The Main Land China with all all my bichhade hue and current office buddies!! What a great feeling of having the original office buddies together!

The food 10/10
Photos 10/10
Massssti 10/10
Nostalgia 10/10

Ah, how can I forget ,my dada was sitting opposite to me and my girl lunch group -1 aka my bestie aka my almost an elder sister beside me!! :) Pleasure!!! :) Miss you all a lot!! Kaks, we missed you!!

The main event was followed by a few friends who were not ready for the viday process again enjoying coffee cups at Costa Coffee!! :) Again chats of gadgets to business cases., OEMs to Regions!! :) Nostalgia!

Again me.dada and GLG1 went for shopping!! :) Bliss!! The same feeling!! I was living in the past!! :)

The auto ride back to home with GLG1-The most successful event of the day for some obvious reasons and when dada dropped me I had to come back to the present!!

The day ended up with the phone call to the best best friend of mine for 46 minutes!! Thank you!!

The perfect 2 days -swinging between past and the present or may be future!! :)

May the new year and upcoming all years, remain jolly with the same set of people! Amen!

A Bhel of Thoughts

Oh now this one is not my Mood swing ha!! :P

I was just going through some of the 'Yadon ki baarat' while making 'A bhel of thoughts'!

• The face book
• The battle with a win win situation
• The CCD
• The pani puri stall and Idli-Dosas
• Nataks and Movies
• Walks and talks
• Singing songs
• Dancing plans
• Books
• Local train mein sona..
• Nightmares!
• Blogs and Comments
• Leg pulling sessions
• The maggie!!!  
• Smileys!! :P
• My brother and that call!
• Your Gujarati and My English!

A lot many more!

Why?I thinks I should stop!! The bhel has been prepared already!! :)

Why am I preparing Bhel?!! As I really don't know what Shanpatti I should do to wish....

"Shane, Happpppy wala budday!!!"

You love food so, the Bhel is for you!! :P

Cherish the Bhel and add some more Namkeen and Meetha in it as you always do!! Don't worry I am also there to add the mirch-masala!! :)

PS: Paigam from my brother/Your buddy "Add one more point-Chess Aka Shataranj...Tum dono hamesha mind game khelate ho..Kon kisaki zyada khinch sakta hai"!!! Any comments Shane??! :)

Gudgudi!!

Beware: A silly stupid topic is chosen by the author!

Hmmm *After trying to feel a bit comfortable*I start.There are certain types of Gudgudis I have come acrossed. The feeling doesn't remain same for all types but yes ,the level of excitement/nervousness for 'anticipation' or the 'result' makes you feel  uncomfortable and sometimes,you enjoy the same!Lets see how many types of Gudgudi I have experienced!

The excitement wali gudgudi: These gudgudis are experienced when you know the result of the scene or the process for which you are feeling gudgudi.If you are the host of any party or if you know the results of exams by gut feelings!I feel on the previous day of my birthday , its very shocking that NO one can give me surprises and if someone tries the gudgudi feeling is worth! I felt it horribly on my 'board exams result day'!! Worth! These gudgudis actually make my confidence at the last moment! An irony! When your life (on that moment) depends on some one's response to your action and you are waiting for his/her anticipation ,the gudgudi you feel is awesome awesome and just awesome! I put it on excitement wali gudgudi section as I really don't wait for surprised and shocking anticipations! :D

The nervousness wali gudgudi: Okay this one is not totally on negative side, but they are felt when you know the probability of the result in your favour can be 50% only! Or or ...They are felt sometimes when you perform something and you are loosing a bit of confidence at the last moment!These gudgudis were felt whenever I went on the stage, though I am lucky enough to get people who converted them into 'The excitement wali gudgudi'! :) I feel them when I am going to rebel against any established system,but again it gets converted into confidence at the last moment! Lucky I am!

Basically if you see, all these gudgudis can not be categorised but I tried and still I find each gudgudi holds a special and unique feeling!

When I was thinking of writing a post on this I was going through the same and Oh ,I forget to mention, it creates mess sometimes like this post itself! :P :P

How many gudgudis and which kind of gudgudis you have experienced??! When!? :)

Disclaimer: I am going to wear a helmet today if at all you are going to throw stones after reading this post on the most silly topic on the earth! :P

PS: I am thankful to Mr.Shana for providing this great topic to blog!!! Shane mujhe pe ek ehsan karna ab kabhi na ehsan karna!! :P

Hadse ya sanjog?!!

Disclaimer: A silly,stupid and meaningless post ahead!

I know I know,it sounds like a typical serial on Zee Tv! But chill , Hum kabhi serious nahi hote and ho bhi jae to koi hone nahi deta, kambakht!!

Kya apko kabhi laga hai apka pehle se koi chiz ya logose rishta ho? (Curtsey : Karz,Karan Arjun,Kudarat etc) Well frankly , I  do! I feel some names, some letters and somethings always have some purane janam ka to nahi but some rishta with me. As in bonding! Lets see..

I have become friends to most of the people ,whose name will be starting with 'S'! I gel up very soon with them. I know it can be my perception but 60% (almost) of my friends names start with 'S'!!

I share a typical bond with people named 'Vaibhav'! There are a lot many Vaibhavs if you will check my mobile phone and I share 'cold war relations' with all of them!! :P Some of them are best persons on this earth for me. I must add, some of them are such nalayaks that now, they will be flying high in the sky!! I must pull them down by saying..Judge saheb aap nahi ho usme! :D and yess..Dont 'blame' yourself for being one! :P
I share friendship or rishta (relatives, you are bound to get gelled up with!) with people whose names start with  'Pra'!
I have 7-8 friends named 'Dhaval' and to my utter shock 3 of them share same surnames too! The same I can note for the name  'Rucha'! But I must tell 'Rucha' name is a sign of the most friendly and sometimes frank characters on this earth! :)

For family members I can not be analytical like this, as my family members have the most weired names on this earth and they are mostly so uncommon that Facebook would also wish to make them all patented :P

I still think, yeh sab hadase hai ya sanjog?!!!

PS: I forget about 'N'! These people don't call very often but they know me better than me!One of them is so pissed off with me that I couldn't attend his brother's wedding & he has stopped talking to me! *me in my innocent looks!* The other one will hate me for not attending his own wedding! Bro, I tried, you know that!The third person! My frock buddy! Good for nothing! I am going mad to attend her marriage and she is being choosy!

Killing a judge!!

One of my friends after months called me up!The guy's surname is 'Nyayadhish'. We were chit chatting in our usual matter. He was my team-mate previously, we were talking about our memories related to work-place and other gossips. He always knew about my fertile mind who always crops good 'PJs'! ('Good' depends from person to person though!) We were laughing over some silly issues and suddenly I felt and so I said...

"If true to you surname , you would have become your judge, then what would have happened?!"

Listening to the new twist in the conversation..

"What?!"


"Any one who would have come to you for justice , you would have beaten him up!!!

"Pagal hai kya..Why would I ?!!"

"Because when 'Nyay' -'aa'---'Dhhiiishhhhhhh'!!!"

"Bye!"

*Laughing on my side of the phone and may be thunking his head on the other side of the phone!*

Game(s) bana dali...

Being the eldest child amongst all cousins (of my generations!Not ones who are elder to me by some 10-15 years!) I have some sound memories of games I played, rest of my cousins were followers! I am talking about some silly and extremely silly games! All of them are related with my FB [Frock buddy N!,who is my neighbour, best buddy and guide (??!!?!?) and more of like an elder sister now :)]

Ghar-Ghar
A very very common game for any girl. Some how what we played was different. I had a lot lot many utensils to play with and some toys were with my frock buddy N. In summer vacations when her parents will be off to their offices , her grand mother will be sleeping, we would start playing! First we would be dealing and distributing toys. We will make our homes under the huge dining table. I still remember from my two dolls one was barbie and the neck was broken from the mould. My dear Papa who dint know about aesthetic importance, had joined both the part with a brown cello tape.We used to plan a drama that the barbie doll was murdered and we were the spies! (Thanks to some spy serials like Byomkesh Bakshi!)

I still remember on of the 'bhaiyas' of neighbourhood, of FB's age (2 years elder to me!) used to ask for the role and we used to make him 'palatu kutta' tying dupatta around his neck once!! :/ Sorry bhaiya!

I dream of Genie.
The normal game, locally called '9 Khana'! Where we have to draw 3*3 square with all partition lines. In first round without touching boundaries,we have to walk in a certain pattern. Then skipping one square, 2 squares,jumping, with one leg etc.patterns were developed. Every round will throw some candidates out of the game. Final round was the crop from our mind's kheti. We used to love the serial 'I dream of genie' and love the way Genie will say with action and expressions! (Winking her eye!)We have to do the same (Note: Exact!) while walking in the pattern! Silly?No.....Extremely silly now and serious invention of a new game at that time!!

Pi-k-tu-re.
I am ashamed why did we call the game by this name! It was just a 'picture'! We call them films! :/
The difference was it was played while eating kachchaa aam on the big tank of our colony and score was decided while drawing on the tank with chalks!! I hope people reading over here can understand our emotions if not my write up! :P

Mara -mari
This was our own 'eureka' game! We have to draw a circle on the road, tie our hands keeping them at back side and try to push each other out of  the circle with the force of the body!! Hell, now my mom would be knowing why I used be so  dirty after 'play time'! Half of the dirt will be removed at FB's place and rest at mine! So my mom knows only 'the half truth'!The name was not decided! I have named it today only! FB, do you remember the actual name??


There were so so many small games we actually made and played but I guess these are very much clean and sharp in my memories! They were so silly that I pray people can get them while reading the post!

Till then , thinking of one more game to play with, what say FB? :P

Did you make any silly games in bachpan??? :)

Humse hai muqabala!

In the famous battle of pulling each other's leg seriously! After settling the score for 1-1 , I warned the friend of mine..

(First victory was mine and the second game was snatched away from me.)

" I will sharpen my skills and come back to you, I would win , I bet!"

Me *Thinking*, Now the reply would be, "I will also sharpen my leg pulling skills and give you a proper fight!"

I got an answer!!

"I will let you win!"

Feeling like thunking my head!!!! *Muqabala barabari ka hai dost!! I will come back to you on this!*

'Katti'yan karu?!!

Yeah the fever of 'Rockstar' is still high and I am repeatedly indulging in some songs.Those includes 'Katiyan karun' also..

A spark in my firtile mind:

I can use the song to finish my this mission and blackmail emotionally!!

What say??.... :D

'Katti'yaan karu?????


PS:Dont come and sing 'Batti-ya karu' , Hope nobody is a tubelight over here!! :D

Kutto ke samane mat 'Jana'..

Got an sms referring to the famous dialogue of SHOLEY... 'Basanti...In kutto ke samane mat nachna...'

Whenever I hear this 'K' word.. I remember several Ks in my life.. Hang on!! Real Dogs!!!

1. Pepsi-Cola
The opposite bungalow at my old place had ,a dog due,- Mother dog was Pepsi & the son was Cola..(I never ever thought of sacrificing both drinks though!!:P).. Pepsi was shant enough and Cola was the don of the galli.. He used to bark all the time.. Especially if the ball we are playing will go near the samnewala ghar!! Khauf hua karta tha!! In fact I remember days when while peeping from the window I used to check if Cola is outside the ghar or inside :P It doesn't mean I was not scared of Pepsi... Both of them were Cute ones (I dont know the name of the caste!-the puffy kind of from Hum apake hai kaun... Though I loved the puppy in the film!)

2.Basu
No no he was not adopted by a Bangla family!! I think it was named after a 'mixer maker' local company!!
It was adopted by the other neighbour of mine and did I mention he was the real brother of Cola?Though he never barked on me!! (Credit goes to my masi who loved him!) I remember he was bugged by a cat :P that too galli ki!! But he was a puppy dog that time! :p He used to bark when I used to park my cycle! :(

3.Jellie
The female dog again the daughter of Pepsi!! Was far away from my home so never ever harassed by her!But I remember one day she attacked me without my fault!! :(

4.Genie
A society Secretary (A very kind person) had a very dangerous doberman!!! Opposite to his name, He was scary and he was as tall as I was some years back!! Always scaring us!! Damn, we used to run away as if a monster is coming to eat us up!!! He never ever let us play near his adda!!!

5. Society k bhataku kutte
Most scary types of.One was black and he had one leg not working properly... Most dangerous one!! Other dogs were also there in the gang. While walking in all gallsi any time they used to attack!! My chants of 'om namah shivay:' became regular from the time I was told by some one that it will protect me from the gang!!: P

6.The dog I met yesterday!
Yeah I was attacked by a dog (A barking one!) so badly that I screamed and shivered.. and made my friend also scream who was walking beside me!! :P I hate you ...you kutte... (Not the friend..Okay?)

So I hereby warn you all people... Jo jesa bhi ho...

IN KUTTO KE SAMANE MAT JANA...

Pranko-graph..

In school I was one of the most serious and sincere student (upto 4th std)to a bit 'shaitan' (upto 7th) to the biggest 'Tofani' (Mischievous) girl in the class. There was a gradual increment in the 'Shaitani' element in me!!

When I joined Technical class (We had a separate class opting technical subjects in 8th to 10th std) I actually started being tom-boyish , sports loving and yeah not to forget a 'prankster'!

I had hidden lunch boxes of my friends to harass them..
I had made one of my friendseat 'danhi' in strawberry (what the heck!) just as she hates 'danhi'!!!
I used to fight with guys in 7th std so badly for a volley ball net!!
I used to chadhaofy other serious pranksters of technical class (read guys!)..
I made a very decent impression on teachers and students used to grin!! :P
I fought with a classmate of mine (Yeah we were in the same class and school from Jr.KG to 12th std!) so badly for 14 years and now we are bestest of friends! :)
I have some 2-3 friends who will always come to me , when I will fight with the above guy and made us shant!
I had got a chance to stab one of my dushman gang-member in a drama!! (wow!!! with a ti-tu types knife)
I always used to do dadagiri on guys for benches or lab-machines!


My prankster dimag was falofied in Mechanical Engg (I was the single girl in my class!) with guys and the graph is still going up! :P The saga of college fun will be in a post some day! :) School fun was silly and college fun was crappy I bet!! :P

Monday mobile blues...

Scene: After office time , as usual waiting for my friends for the execution of the plan 'Lets go somewhere , we are feeling bored'!..

Action: Office mate-1 came and showed his new 'Android' Mobile. (Yeah touch-pad)..He opened an application and gave it to me!..He asked me to speak something...


Me: 'Officemate-1' is Nalayak!!
Mobile:(Cartoon will act as if he is listening to you) 'Officemate-1' is Nalayak!!'
*Mugambo Khush hua!!!*
Me:'Officemate-2' is also Nalayak!!
Mobile: (Again the same way) 'Officemate-2' is also Nalayak!!
Me:'Officemate-3' is also Nalayak!!
Mobile:'Officemate-3' is also Nalayak!!

(Me *Happy happy*)

Me: Mein kitani achchhi hu!!!
Mobile- *The cartoon nodded his head in negative* (What the heck!!)
Me: 'Mein itnii achchi hu!!
Mobile *The cartoon laughs!!!!!* (Double what the heck!!)

*Officemate-1,2,3 laughs*
Me *Fumes* :/

Shining sparks...

Generally I don't use things with love and care (Be it my Mobile,Laptop or even a Mug!)! But I am proud of my 'Sparks floatters' Which are there with the same shine and looks since 2 years!I use the pair very very very often!!...

May be its not about my only thing in  'Handle with care' list.. Its due to the brand and quality!! :/

But I got a series of shocks leaving me blank....

One fine day I(We) came to know that  me and My office-mate (Floor mate??) have the ditto same pair of the 'Sparks' floaters.. OK!! Same pinch!! That day only I met 2 other persons on the same floor with the same kind of (read 'Totally same'!) floaters!! The score is 4!!

After 2-3 days I went to purchase medicines in 'Welness forever' chain where the person on the billing counter was wearing again the same floaters!!It was original! The score is 5 now!!

I read an advertise of the same brand in the news paper showing the same design!!! :(

And...Alas...Just after that day my maid told me that there is a sale in near by 'Super market'!Where we can buy Original 'Sparks' with 30% discount..Pointing at the very very much same kind of floaters put on by her!!!.......!!!

I recalled the sms  : 'Ek ladaki ka dil sahi mayano mein kab tutata hai??....Jab wo apne hi jaisi dress maholle ki kamwali ko pehne dekhti hai'...!!

With due respect to my maid (You are doing great!!!) & 'Sparks'..'Blank'! :/

Desi-ing Bond!

Well while having the cheescake , Me and my friends ended up discussing about Indian versions of Bond..The James Bond!! What if we replace Bond in  place of our 'hit-super hit filmstar' punch lines!!..

Lets have a look! Dont come to kill me if you cant laugh! :P But some how ,getting high due to cheese cake, coke and KFC stuffs we laughed ..We laughed like no other day we had! :P

'Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hai name hai 'James Bond'!! (Oooo!! puattarji of bond!)

'Bond..Name to suna hi hoga!! (OMG-I cant imagine replacement of SRK!!)

'Kabhi kabhi kuch jitne ke lie kuch harna padta hai and harke jitne walo ko 'Bond' kehte hai!!'

'Mar gaya bond' (SRK special !!)

'Aap ne jail ki diwaro aur zanziro ka loha dekha hai jailor saab, Bond ki himmat ka faulad nahi dekha!"

'Mein hun James Bond, Ankhen nikalke gotiyan kheloonga'!! (Just imagine James Bond!!)

'Yeh James Bond ka Ishtyle hai!!' (Paresh Raval and James Bond????hehehehhe)

Just replace James Bond in the place of apne fulltoo filmy actors and imagine!!

The Power (Laughing power!) is yours!!  :) ;)

Aaasman pe............

Yeah I loved being on AASMAN....


Means....


I loved talking to my close close friends on 'SKYPE'....   (SKY PE!!)


:) :)